There you were… sitting on a folding chair in a dimly lit garage with your head poking through your nicest Hefty bag. Tentatively enjoying all your budget barbershop has to offer, including the noxious ol factory cocktail of equal parts exhaust and gasoline.

Waiting in anticipation, you sit nervously as your mom artfully works those dull-ass kitchen scissors and your dad’s old beard trimmer, just waiting to peep what you'd later call your crappiest haircut ever. Just think how much easier the next day at school would have been if you showed up sporting the newest custom lid from Fujizaki.

Sometimes things from the past aren’t as tight as we remember. As rad as those Jams and fingerless gloves were in ‘88, you ready to break out those joints again? Thankfully, Nike does it right by rehashing the better days of the 80s with these timeless classics. The ’08 Vintage Dunks bring us back to the days of Jordan, Magic, Ewing & Bird (minus the short shorts).

Tired of getting blown off by the IT guy at the office? Don't sweat it. This keybag from João Sabino will be sure to grab the attention of any binary junkie and get you noticed. Just flash this beauty and parlay your new goddess-like status among the non-social, awkward types while you flaunt the hottest IT fashion trend since Casio dropped the calculator watch. But ladies beware...

With great fashion comes great responsibility. Getting that new MacBook Pro you've been jonesin for is one thing, but getting an autographed box set of Battlestar Galactica and some grossly inappropriate mousepads starring you-know-who is another.